This is Sir Heinous the Vanquisher! Huzzah! I am standing atop Poolagirl’s horrendous baking mishap. I am stomping it into the ground! I am turning it to mere crumbs!
This is a fine example of what NOT to include in my recipe book. What a freakin’ disaster! But I had better not say too much about it or she won’t take me along to Bisbee. I know the clown shoes are going along. It will be their third trip to Arizona, but who’s counting?
Me! That’s who!
I have a wayward naughty zucchini bread that needs stomping, can you come?
Much appreciated, ~LA
You don’t want to smell like garlic breath or garlic feet so you can sneak up on those Bisbee ghosties….
She might be more apt to take you to Bisbee if you keep your wee feet out of her baked goods (even if it was a mishap). I hope you get to go, little love!