I am trying to keep my head on straight about something, but certain people in this world are determined to paint me as evil and mean-spirited. I cannot help the fact that I have orange synthetic hair and my eyes don’t blink. I didn’t ask to be born! If you continue to bash me like this, I will most definitely go to Omaha and live my clown relatives there.
They all work in a church and they love God.
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You will all be sad when I fling myself off a bridge.
I don’t want you to go unless there are geo caches in Omaha! I’m sure your family is an inspiration but you can rise above their level….oh. um….well….you could get a ladder!
Joanie- I adore you!!