So things are heating up for the trip. I have polished my wee clown shoes and doled out just enough hair product to make it through the trip. The only thing missing are some wee sunglasses.
I intend to have a lot of fun on the trip. I hope Jerry takes me to a club so I can meet some exotic dancers. I have already been practicing.
I found these hula hotties the other night and man, did they wear me out! It was the first time I had ever had TWO girls (if you get my drift). And yes, that is a picture of me with my hand on a hula hottie’s grassy ass. But I have to be fair. Just like sister wives, hula hotties need a fair amount of attention. I’m not going to tell you what I did with the other one. That’s for later.
I hope we have fun at the border checks too. Those big nasty border patrol guys are always surprised to see me seat belted in the back seat. Instead of staring, they should be grateful that I am obeying the damn law!
I don’t know why I keep thinking you have dirty old man thoughts. Your innoscent face belies reality. You are doing to have a ball no matter what.
Ha ha ha! Innocent face! That’s a good one, Mage!
I bet those Border Control guys have seen contraband smuggled in small packages…..not that I am implying that you have a small package, Heinous. MY GOD,.. just think of the size of your clown shoes and then it is apparent! Any way, when you find the wee eye glasses, be sure to get a pair……….of sun glasses…..I mean.
I am hung like a circus horse. Just so you know. I wear baggie pants for comfort, not style. *ahem*
My my… a naughty Heinous, aren’t we? I suspect your hula hotties might take exception if you score a Vegas show. Just keep it under your hair… er, hat… to keep peace.
My hula hotties will follow me anywhere.
Hope you all have fun at the Salton Sea and Bombay Beach! You are all in for a treat!!!!!!!
Bet you wish you were coming too, eh?